LETTER TO KIM JONG UN

Dear Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un,

I feel compelled to dedicate a moment of my valuable time to address your remarkable presence, which manages to be both pitifully insignificant and disgustingly deplorable. It is truly astounding how you have mastered the art of delusion, convincing yourself of your own importance while the world sees you for the pathetic figure you truly are.

Your regime, built upon the suffering and misery of your own people, showcases a level of cruelty and self-serving ignorance that is unmatched in modern times. Your insatiable thirst for power, coupled with your utter disregard for human rights, paints a vivid portrait of an individual drowning in their own irrelevance.

Despite your laughable attempts to assert dominance, you remain a laughingstock on the global stage. Your isolation from the international community only serves as a testament to your irrelevance in a world that moves forward with progress and compassion, leaving you stranded in the quagmire of your own making.

Oh, and let us not forget your education in Switzerland, that privileged experience in a free and democratic society that you have shamelessly discarded. How amusing it is to witness someone who has been exposed to the ideals of liberty and individual rights become a tyrant who revels in the suffering of his own people.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, your legacy will be nothing more than a blip in the annals of history, a cautionary tale of an insignificant despot who brought ruin upon his nation. Your name will be whispered with disdain, a reminder of the depths to which a human being can sink in pursuit of power. In this digital age, where information spreads like wildfire, you have become an enduring figure of authoritarianism, captured in comical juxtapositions and situations that further diminish any remnants of respectability. The internet’s irreverent creativity has transformed your persona into a source of entertainment, a subject of mockery, and a testament to the power of satire.

So, I reluctantly offer you this acknowledgment, a fleeting moment of attention amidst the vast indifference the world feels towards your existence. May it serve as a reminder of your own irrelevance and the irreparable damage you have inflicted upon your people.

With a mix of disdain and indifference,

An observer unburdened by illusions.